Jeremy Lin Describes His Dream Girl

Fans of Jeremy Lin #17 of the New York Knicks cheer during a game against the Toronto Raptors at the Air Canada Centre February 14, 2012 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Woman emasculates her real-life boyfriend at recent Knicks game. Photo: Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images

Jeremy Lin, New York's most eligible bachelor according to a secret algorithm we made up just now, tells the Post about his ideal woman:

"First she would really love God and be a faithful Christian, and then after that, I think, a desire to serve other people, to help with the underprivileged, do a lot of social work ... great personality and easy to be around. Someone that’s definitely chill, low key, low maintenance."

Kim Kardashian, please show yourself out.