Former presidential candidate Michele Bachmann spoke to the crowd at CPAC today in Washington, telling them that running for president is just "one series of humiliations after another." Which we all know to be true. She also told the crowd what she learned from her campaign, poking fun at herself, (or was she making fun of the media?) proudly stating that she now knows where John Wayne was born and when Elvis's birthday is, while recycling a dig aimed at Rick Perry. So clearly she didn't learn any new jokes.