The Romney Family Does Not Allow Animals to Ride in the Car, Ever

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You were adopted by the wrong family, little fish.Photo: null/Craig Romney

The Romneys infamously forced their dog, Seamus, to spend a twelve-hour road trip afflicted with diarrhea in a crate on the roof the car. But it turns out that not allowing family pets to ride inside cars might actually be something of an unofficial family policy. Behold, via Andrew Sullivan, a photo from the 2009 road-trip blog of Craig Romney, showing a fish in a water bottle which appears to maybe be hanging from some part of the car, possibly. Yeah, let's go with that.