Good News, Bad News: Rick Santorum Google Results Edition

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Tough break for Rick Santorum.
Tough break for Rick Santorum. Photo: Joe Raedle/Getty Images

The Good News (as far as Rick Santorum is concerned): After years of topping Google search results for the word "santorum," the Dan Savage Website Spreading Santorum, which famously defines santorum as "The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex," has suddenly dropped to the bottom of the first page. 

The Bad News: The new top hit for a Google search of "santorum" is an Urban Dictionary entry which defines the word as, "The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse."