Santorum Supporter Says Aspirin Between the Knees Is an Effective Form of Birth Control

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Foster Friess is a billionaire investor, a big-time supporter of Rick Santorum's super PAC, and the kind of man who thinks a funny joke to make on national television about a serious and consequential debate over birth control is, “Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly."

Get it, gals? Keep your legs firmly closed and you won't need all this fancy, expensive science! Or be able to ambulate.