Hold on. Goldilocks breaks into Baby Bear's home and destroys his chair, and her only punishment is helping him glue it back because accidents happen? Sotomayor should have given that delinquent, weirdly accented girl a couple of years in juvie. You go easy on her now and next thing you know, she'll be stealing cars and smoking crack with Little Miss Muffet.
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