Can You Top This Little Girl’s Mitt Romney Acrostic?

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Members of an overflow crowd listen to Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney
Well played, young Romney fan. Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Granted, the "yes!" tacked on at the very end seems a bit perfunctory. But coming up with a better acrostic for "Romney" is actually kind of hard. We know because we just tried, and this is the best we could come up with after fifteen-or-so minutes.

Rich

Oscillating

Massachusettsan (?)

Never

Eats

Yogurt

Not only did our acrostic turn out to be a total non sequitur, but Mitt Romney, does in fact,  eat yogurt.

Little Girl:1. Intel Dan: 0.