Fox Nation, a section on the website of fair-and-balanced, totally not-agenda-having news organization Fox News, seems to exist solely for the purpose of appending absurdly biased headlines to stories about President Obama. Remember "Obama's Hip-Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs"? That was a classic. Well today Fox Nation informs us that the Obamas "finally" went to church on Sunday, as if they'd been holding out for as long as possible — perhaps unsurprisingly, for secret Muslims.
The truth is that, like many of his predecessors, President Obama doesn't attend church very frequently. For one thing, he's a busy guy, and for another, the necessary security measures inconvenience other churchgoers. And furthermore, one must also consider who the hell cares? Going to church doesn't make you a better Christian or a better person, it just makes you someone who goes to church.