Herman Cain Made a Strange Anti-Stimulus Ad

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Herman Cain is back! Cain Solutions has a new ad, and it's a very confusing metaphor about the economy as a dying fish, in which the metaphor doesn't exactly seem to be doing the logical work Cain thinks it is, unless he is actually secretly in favor of the stimulus. There is also a little girl who seems like she was plucked from a horror-movie audition, creepy seagull-cawing, and a shot of Cain in profile on a mountain, which is definitely not to scale unless he has recently become about 64 feet tall. Enjoy!