Keep this in mind, everyone with a penis, the next time you are overcome with the urge to hug Mitt Romney, which is probably all the time: He only wants hugs from the ladiezzz.
“I’m going to come around and say hi to everybody. Please give us a big hug — that’s the girls,” said Romney as the crowd laughed. “I’ve been getting hugs from the Southern girls today, and I mean from 12 to a lot more than 12."
As for the men, Romney will give them a firm handshake, and then both men will belch, in unison.