Mitt Romney Does Not Accept Man Hugs

MOBILE, AL - MARCH 12:  Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney greets supporters during a campaign stop at the Whistle Stop cafe March 12, 2012 in Mobile, Alabama. Alabama and Mississippi hold their primaries tomorrow.  (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
This is okay. Photo: Win McNamee/2012 Getty Images

Keep this in mind, everyone with a penis, the next time you are overcome with the urge to hug Mitt Romney, which is probably all the time: He only wants hugs from the ladiezzz.

“I’m going to come around and say hi to everybody. Please give us a big hug — that’s the girls,” said Romney as the crowd laughed. “I’ve been getting hugs from the Southern girls today, and I mean from 12 to a lot more than 12."

As for the men, Romney will give them a firm handshake, and then both men will belch, in unison.