Norwegian Mass Murderer Anders Breivik Claims Self-Defense

Breivik in court. Photo: Heiko Junge/AFP/Getty Images

Mass murderer Anders Breivik did a thing with his fist (above) and pleaded not guilty by way of self-defense — against the dangers of mutliculturalism, presumably — as his trial began in Oslo today. “Not only will he explain (his actions), but he will also say he regrets that he didn’t go further,” Geir Lippestad, Breivik’s defense attorney and the current unluckiest person in the world, told the court.