British Trader Who Once Dropped Nearly $200,000 on a 99-Lb Bottle of Champagne Arrested

22nd August 1972: Dash, the famous old English sheep dog who has starred in the Dulux paint commercials for 12 years at the reception held in honour of his retirement. Surrounded by Bollinger champagne bottles Dash takes it all laying down. (Photo by Michael Webb/Keystone/Getty Images) Photo: Michael Webb/Keystone/Getty Images

Don’t worry, Donald Trump/Tom Haverford/assorted WAGs and Real Housewives. The authorities have not begun arresting people for crimes against prudence, taste, and dignity. Twenty-three-year-old Alex Hope was taken into custody under “suspicion of committing offences under the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 and the Fraud Act 2006.”