British Trader Who Once Dropped Nearly $200,000 on a 99-Lb Bottle of Champagne Arrested

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Don't worry, Donald Trump/Tom Haverford/assorted WAGs and Real Housewives. The authorities have not begun arresting people for crimes against prudence, taste, and dignity. Twenty-three-year-old Alex Hope was taken into custody under "suspicion of committing offences under the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 and the Fraud Act 2006.”