Egyptian Parliament Considers Legalizing Dead-Wife Sex

Anti-government demonstrators wave an Egyptian flag in Tahrir Square on February 11, 2011 in Cairo, Egypt. After 18 days of widespread protests, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, who has now left Cairo for his home in the Egyptian resort town of Sharm el-Sheik, announced that he would step down. Photo: Carsten Koall/Carsten Koall

But only for up to six hours after she dies. Not, like, a day or anything. That would be gross.