Guard Wounded at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

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People view self-portraits by Rembrandt van Rijn (L and C) and Edgar Degas (R) in the exhibition, "Rembrandt and Degas: Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" February 22, 2012 at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York. Photo: Stan Honda /AFP/Getty Images

This was not as exciting as you're probably imagining it in your head right now, thanks in no small part to our intentionally vague headline. The guard was wounded in the leg not during a daring, Thomas Crown–style heist, but while cleaning his weapon in "a basement locker room." He's going to be okay.