Manhattan Madam Down to Two Pigs

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Anna Gristina stands accused of running a brothel on the Upper East Side, but her family farm in Monroe is where she housed her real-estate agent husband, four kids, and seven pot-bellied foster pigs. As Gristina struggles to come up with $2 million bail, the Post reports today that the family has ditched five of the animals, although her husband assured, "They're not going to be eaten." Well, unless things get really dire without mom around.