Penguin Attacks Newt Gingrich’s Last Shred of Dignity

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Former allies beg him to drop out. The media laughs at him. Now even the zoo animals, Newt Gingrich's only remaining friends, have begun to turn on him:

At least one penguin at the St. Louis Zoo appears to be a feisty opponent of Newt Gingrich. The Republican presidential candidate is sporting a small bandage on his finger after getting nipped by a small penguin during his tour of the zoo on Friday.

When the apocalypse happens and Newt Gingrich builds a space ark, replete with two animals of every species, you will not be invited, penguins.