Warren Buffett Has Cancer

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NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 30: Berkshire Hathaway Inc. Chairman and CEO Warren E. Buffett smiles at the New York Stock Exchange before ringing the opening bell on September 30, 2011 in New York City. U.S. President Barack Obama's new plan for a higher tax rate for millionaires has been dubbed the "Buffett Rule" in reference to the billionaire investor, who supports the plan.  (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)
Photo: Mario Tama/2011 Getty Images

The Berkshire Hathaway boss insisted his stage 1 prostate cancer "is not remotely life-threatening or even debilitating in any meaningful way." Any family members to think immediately about inheritance upon hearing the news are officially bad people.