Barack Obama’s Barnard Speech Comes With Celebratory Hats

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The president of the United States has landed in New York City, and he is all set to give a commencement address uptown at Barnard College this afternoon. Our own Intel Dan is on hand for the festivities and will have a full report later today. In the meantime, he sends news of this rare blue baseball cap, the likes of which eBay has not yet seen, provided free to each attendee. It's guaranteed to be a hot spring look on proud dads from both coasts.