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Bomb Squad Rushes to Williamsburg to Diffuse ... Electronic Keyboard

Digital midi keyboard isolated on white.

Authorities were called to Scholes Street today after a witness reported a suspicious bag lying in a pile of garbage. Here's how the investigation went down, according to the surveillance cameras that Daily Intel maintains on every street corner in the city:

Officer O'Brien: It's beeping. Stay back.

Officer Johnson: What is it?

Officer O'Brien: Hold on, I'm going to try something.

Officer Johnson: What are you doing?! No, don't touch the black button!!!

Cue Casio's peppy, pre-programmed backbeat.

Photo: ra3rn