Cop Fights Crime With His Long Penis

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Most cops deter criminals with their guns, or batons, or fists, or pepper spray, or even just their wits. But NYPD Sergeant Lesly Charles has a really long penis, so he uses that.

"I have the long dick. You don’t," Charles informed a man accused of parking illegally in Brooklyn's Kensington neighborhood on April 28, before adding, “Your pretty face — I like it very much. My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don’t fuck with me. All right?”

Charles also threatened to put his gun up the man's ass and to put the man's own shit in the man's mouth. Basically, Sergeant Charles is prepared to insert anything into any bodily orifice, for justice.