Old Friends Never Expected Rudy Eugene to Strip Naked and Eat Someone’s Face

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Rudy Eugene.
Never cannibalized anyone before Saturday.

Old friends tell the Miami Herald that they’re surprised the Rudy Eugene they remember would one day become a vicious, naked cannibal who eats homeless people. Because he wasn’t like that at all in high school.

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Particularly since Eugene didn’t even place in the top three of his senior class’s vote for who was “Most Likely to Become a Face-Eating Zombie Monster.”