Herman Cain Will Always Remember Donna Summer for That One Terrible Pokémon Song She Did

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While much of the world is reintroducing themselves to Donna Summer hits like "I Feel Love" or "Last Dance" or even "I Will Survive," which was a Gloria Gaynor song, Herman Cain is the only person on Earth today who is mourning Summer by listening to "The Power of One," a sappy ballad from the Pokémon: The Movie 2000 soundtrack with which Cain has been bizarrely obsessed for some time