Kardashian-Approved Jewelry Designer Finds Creative New Use for Umbrella

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Photo: Dawnella Joie Jager's myspace

Dawnella Joie Jager, the shy-looking lady pictured here, owns Soixante Neuf Jewels, a boutique in the West Village that carries her jewelry, handbag, and shoe designs, purchased by such celebrities as Kim Kardashian and Heather Graham. But jewelry isn't the only accessory Jager bends to her will: According to DNAinfo, last Thursday, the 42-year-old Jager (whose Facebook interests include "unicorns, rainbows, puppies and kittens") allegedly beat a 29-year-old man with an umbrella when both tried to pull into the same parking spot. She faces arraignment for charges of misdemeanor assault, attempted assault, and a violation for harassment. Maybe she'll be able to brand an umbrella line? Just spitballing here, but we could see Britney Spears as spokeswoman.