What Kim Jong-un Said During His Trip to the Zoo

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North Korean despot Kim Jong-un, inspired by the regal presidential campaign of Newt Gingrich, decided to visit the Pyongyang Central Zoo a few days ago, a visit that was thoroughly documented and broadcast on state TV. Once again, Daily Intel, thanks to technology we developed over the course of three decades in a secret Appalachian cave complex, can provide an exclusive look at what Kim Jong-un said during his tour.