Brooklyn Man Has Spent $60,000 Trying to Get Puggle Back From Ex-Girlfriend

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He says she kidnapped the dog when they broke up. She claims he gave it to her. Now he's spent his life savings on lawyers fees, and he still doesn't have Knuckles back. We have a novel solution: Split the dog in half! (Don't worry guys, not for real! We'll explain later!)

*The headline was been corrected. The boyfriend is from Brooklyn, not Manhattan.