Oxford Would Like Any Bigfoot Hair You Have Lying Around

Bigfoot on a laptop? Photo: Istockphoto

Scientists from Oxford and the Lausanne Museum of Zoology, having solved all other animal-related problems, are asking for anyone in possession of suspected Bigfoot hair to send it in so its DNA can be analyzed. Many have already complied:

Bryan Sykes of Oxford University said the group had already received many offers of samples to test, including blood, hair, and items supposedly chewed by Bigfoot.

Overhead in Oxford laboratory, 35th day of testing: "Another dog."