There’s Now an Action Figure for Tanorexic Jersey Mother

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We can't help but participate in this opportunistic company's publicity stunt. A plastic replica of the amazing "Tanorexic" Jersey mother Patricia Krentcil (who claims she didn't abuse her 5-year-old daughter by bringing her into a tanning booth) can be yours for the low, low price of $29.95. Who would buy such a thing, even as a gag? Just take an existing action figure or Barbie and smear it with some nail polish. Or hot sauce. Or take a doll spray-tanning. Anything.