Well, it’s been a good run. The people of Earth developed agriculture, composed symphonies, traveled into space, and invented a high-tech porn-distribution device that could also be used to watch cat videos, but now it’s all over. The zombie apocalypse — the one we’ve all feared for the past couple of years or so, whenever
Walking Dead premiered — has finally begun.
It’s subtle. If you look out your window right now, you won’t see a herd of decomposed, blood-soaked zombies lumbering down the middle of the street. Not yet. But the evidence is there, if you’re willing to piece it all
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Yesterday at 6:28 p.m.
More Than 50 Pregnant Woman Have Zika in NYC
And more than 500 New Yorkers have the virus.
Yesterday at 6:14 p.m.
Donald Trump Goes to Mexico, Does Not Start War
The great negotiator behaved himself with the Mexican president — but failed to bring up the whole “your taxpayers need to pay for the wall” thing.
Yesterday at 4:53 p.m.
Deadlocked SCOTUS Refuses to Revive N.C.’s Voter Suppression Law – for Now
In the long battle over voting rights, today’s decision doesn’t even amount to a skirmish. But don’t tell that to conspiracy-minded Trump supporters.
Yesterday at 4:50 p.m.
Hillary Clinton’s ‘American Exceptionalism’ Won’t Win Many Republican Votes
Unfortunately, a lot of the Republicans HRC is trying to win over do not share her or Obama’s fundamental vision of what makes America great.
Yesterday at 3:45 p.m.
Undecided Voters Won’t Save Trump’s Bacon
Best we can tell, undecided voters currently lean toward Hillary Clinton, or just won’t vote.
Yesterday at 3:40 p.m.
This 3,000-Mile Bike Path Has Been in the Works for 25 Years
A big funding boost is on the way.
Yesterday at 3:00 p.m.
America Has Never Disliked Hillary Clinton This Much
U.S. voters are on the cusp of making Clinton their president — and they’ve never had a more unfavorable view of her.
Yesterday at 2:26 p.m.
Trump’s New Anti-Immigration Pitch Makes Even Less Sense Than His Old One
It’s unlikely to improve working-class wages or employment prospects.
Yesterday at 10:58 a.m.
Why Trump’s ‘Black Outreach’ Is Backfiring
Aside from his reluctance to conduct “black outreach” with actual black people, the “plantation theory” Trump embraces is a deeply racist meme.
Yesterday at 10:43 a.m.
First Scheduled Commercial Flight to Cuba in Over 50 Years Just Took Off
Flying from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, to Santa Clara, Cuba.
Yesterday at 8:54 a.m.
Donald Trump Fleeing to Mexico, But Will Probably Return
Today in ‘Donald Trump’s campaign is a garbage fire.’
Yesterday at 8:30 a.m.
Obama Shortens the Sentences of 111 Drug Offenders
Obama has reduced jail time for 637 people so far.
Yesterday at 7:19 a.m.
Expanding Incarceration Is Not the Best Way to Fight Rape Culture
California’s response to the Brock Turner case will fortify mass incarceration, while doing little to make women more equal and secure.
Yesterday at 6:02 a.m.
Rubio, McCain, Wasserman Schultz Triumphant in Closely Watched Primaries
The Establishment carried the day.
Yesterday at 5:53 a.m.
Trump Calls Democratic Party the ‘Party of Slavery’
“Nothing makes me more honored and proud than to be the nominee of Abraham Lincoln’s Republican Party.”
Yesterday at 5:34 a.m.
Trump Will Travel to Mexico, Meet With President Peña Nieto
The Mexican president has referred to Trump as Hitler and Mussolini.
8/30/2016 at 6:36 p.m.
George Soros Is Trying to Buy America a Less Racist Justice System
The billionaire financier is trying to buy elections — for district-attorney candidates who support criminal-justice reform.
8/30/2016 at 5:50 p.m.
Trump and the George Wallace Tradition of Foreign Policy
Like George Wallace, Trump believes in avoiding foreign conflicts and then ending them quickly with maximum violence.
8/30/2016 at 5:44 p.m.
Report: Former Trump Models Claim They Worked in the United States Illegally
8/30/2016 at 3:07 p.m.
The Saga of the Subway Cricket Lady Is Over
She was reportedly arrested for her “prank” on Tuesday.