Watch Hoda and Kathie Lee Talk Penis Size on the Today Show

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Yesterday, Today's Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford (who, for the record, objects on principle to the word "erect") did a segment riffing on Cosmopolitan's sealed special on all things penile, which you now know exists. In doing so, they revealed some of the lesser-known facts about the male member (it's all in the video!) It turns out that the lovely Today ladies were only allowed to use the word "penis" once, so you'd think their producers would have a list of creative synonyms all cued up, but we counted only two: "packages" and [Hoda gesturing]. We're sure you can think of more, but maybe just keep them to yourself?

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