James Murdoch and David Stern Hosted an Illuminati Meeting at the NBA Finals

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Rupert Murdoch's embattled son James was sitting next to NBA commissioner David Stern at Game 5 of the Finals last night in Miami, surely on hand to help induct inevitable champion LeBron James into their secret international cabal of world leaders and rap stars in a ritual bloodletting after the trophy presentation. The pair once dined in Davos, Deadspin notes, where LeBron can now look forward to a ski vacation among the elite far, far away from Mario Chalmers.