Joe Biden’s Daughter Gets Married

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Last night, Ashley Blazer Biden, a social worker with a famous last name, married Philadelphia plastic surgeon Dr. Howard Krein in an intimate Wilmington, Delaware, ceremony. The bride's parents, Joe and Jill Biden — a.k.a. the Second Couple — issued the following statement:

We are pleased to announce that our daughter, Ashley Blazer Biden, married Dr. Howard Krein this evening in Wilmington, Delaware. The private ceremony was attended by the bride and groom’s close family and friends. We’re happy to welcome Howard into our family, and we wish them all the best in their new life together.

Now if only they'd made Joe's wedding toast public — you know it was a good one.