Most Important Press Conference of the Campaign Season Taking Place in New Jersey Tomorrow

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Call in sick tomorrow and head out to Bergen Marriage Counseling & Psychotherapy, in Teaneck, New Jersey, because years from now you'll want to be able tell people, "I was there that day." Everyone will automatically know that "that day" refers to the time that former reality-TV personality Jon Gosselin made a campaign appearance with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, a Republican candidate for Congress and Michael Jackson's former spiritual adviser who is also known as "America's Rabbi," according to a press release in our inbox and nobody else in the world.