While celebrating his 60th birthday at the Waverly Inn last week, handsome celebrity Liam Neeson decided to use the women's bathroom, because apparently the men's line was longer for the first time in human history. According to the Post:
[H]is visit gave some female diners a very pleasant surprise. “You’ll never guess who’s in the ladies’ room,” a woman standing on line excitedly whispered to another, sharing that it was indeed Neeson. When he finally emerged, he was as pleasant as ever, apologizing to the line of women waiting: “I’m so sorry. Please excuse me.” He even held the door open for the first lady to walk in, witnesses said. “You can use my bathroom anytime,” one guest was overheard telling the tall, handsome actor.
This is exactly how it would play out if we had used the women's room, except instead of "excitedly whispering" to her friends, the woman who found us inside would have pepper sprayed us in the face until we passed out.