Why would a man travel to New York City from Guyana with nine live finches hidden in his shirt, even after he's been caught doing the same thing two times before? Singing contests in Queens, apparently: "A finch who wins many competitions becomes quite valuable, and can sell in excess of $5,000." What a town.
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