Don't get us wrong, we're not trying to imply that Rubio is racist. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't; we have no idea. But he is definitely color-blind in the medical sense:
Pressed on his own fashion sense, Rubio explained that it's hard for him to evaluate the latest styles, adding, "I’m colorblind."
Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "Well, that's the end of Rubio's national ambitions. No way a president could function without differentiating between colors, one of our most vital everyday skills." But in fact, Bill Clinton is color-blind too, according to the Encyclopedia of Genetic Disorders and Birth Defects — which, by the way, we highly recommend if you need a good beach read this summer.