Journalists Make Other, Ridiculous SCOTUS Predictions

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How will they rule on man dates?

Shortly after the Supreme Court announces its decision on Obamacare at 10 a.m. Thursday, Twitter will melt down in a fiery ball of rage and jubilation. Wednesday night on Twitter, journalists, political wonks, and people who think they're funny began to make other SCOTUS predictions — about matters that aren't on the docket because the court doesn't rule on issues like Michael Steele's moustache. (We brought you earnest predictions on Obamacare earlier.) ABC News' Jake Tapper got the ball rolling and it's taken a turn for the mildly disturbing.

We brought you earnest predictions on Obamacare earlier, but ABC News' Jake Tapper got the ball rolling and it's taken a turn for the mildly disturbing.