Politico refugee Michael Calderone has an iPad-only account of his former tormentor, entitled, "Inside the Cult." Business Insider has swiped some of the highlights, including this chilling detail:
"There have been so many departures lately that Politico editors have done away with the traditional going-away cake in the newsroom."
Anybody attempting to leave Politico will have their cake taken away. A second escape attempt will result in editor Jim VandeHei confining them with leg shackles:
Third attempt? There has never been a third attempt to leave Politico.