The Service Service has gone wild during presidential visits to Martha's Vineyard in recent years, residents tell Fox News, from throwing loud parties late into the night to trashing the homes they rented. But perhaps worst of all, they've frequently opened up to strangers about how they keep the president alive:
“They left ammo behind, they told me things they shouldn’t have been telling me, things they shouldn’t be telling anyone about the details about how they protect the president. They let us hold their weapons, see all their stuff, they had huge house parties,” said the man, who spoke to FoxNews.com with his wife on the condition they not be named ...
A chef at one popular restaurant, who cooked for a Secret Service party last summer, said the hi-jinks weren’t confined to the male agents. Three female Secret Service agents at the affair “partied just as much, if not more, than the other guys,” he said, and even organized tequila-fueled “ladies nights” out on the town.
The women also detailed protection strategies the security team provided for the president.
“The women talked about all the layers of protection — what they do, how they protect the president — the secret things that nobody is supposed to ever know about,” the chef said.
Secrets! It's in your name for fuck's sake.