People Have Sex With Other People in D.C.

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Sex perverts.
Sex perverts. Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty Images

Stop the presses, every newspaper in America! Politico has your new front-page story for the next week or so:

In an online interview on Bloggingheads, Ambinder pulled back the curtain on Washington’s secret sex culture.

Ambinder, who caused a minor stir last month with a GQ article, “Ten Things I learned During a Decade in D.C.,” said that, in Washington, “there is an enormous amount of — we could call it cohabitation — among the, sort of, I don’t know if you want to call them 10 to 15,000 people who make up the power elite in D.C., but that is to say, they’re sleeping with each other.”

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