People Have Sex With Other People in D.C.

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Tourists walk past the U.S. Capitol building, on February 17, 2012 in Washington, DC. Earlier today the FBI arrested a man with possible ties to al-Qaeda, for plotting to blow up the U.S. Capitol building in an apparent suicide attack.
Sex perverts. Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty Images

Stop the presses, every newspaper in America! Politico has your new front-page story for the next week or so:

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LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU THIS ISN’T HAPPENING LA LA LA LA.