Earlier today, a urinal in the U.S. Capitol building "erupted," leaking water into the press gallery. On such occasions, it is fun to imagine what the Post would use as its headline. We'll start it off: CONGRESS HOLDS EMERGENC-PEE SESSION. Ugh, you can do better.
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