The small, powerful group of Apple employees who decide which apps make it to the exclusive company store basically just spend all day scanning for penises, one ex-Apple engineer tells Business Insider. "Somebody has to sit there and filter out all those dicks. You can't let all those dicks get through," he explains. "The only way to deal with it is to set the bar so far away from dicks so that even a picture of a cucumber gets blocked by accident." So that is probably why Angry Zucchinis From Outer Space With Friends is still in limbo.