In Twist to Barclays Libor-Fixing Investigation, Bob Diamond Inadvertantly Reveals Illuminati Membership

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The bank CEO is the one on the right, FYI.

As a high-ranking member of the global financial elite, Bob Diamond, who stepped down as Barclays CEO today amid a probe into the bank's role in a massive Libor-fixing scandal, is obviously in the Illuminati. But his daughter, Nell, too? Call us naive, but we didn't know they offered family memberships.

(Alternate possibility: They went to a Jay-Z concert.)