Someone — a Runner, Probably — Is Trying to Kill All the Central Park Cyclists, or at Least Ruin Their Tires

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A dramatic reenactment.Photo: James Pruitt/Copyright James Pruitt

The uneasy peace between cyclists and runners  in Central Park was shattered on Harlem Hill last Tuesday when a cluster of thumbtacks sprinkled across the road attached themselves to more than a dozen bicycle tires. "I ripped the skin off my elbow and it’s pretty sore," one rider, who was thrown from his bike, told the Post. A fellow cyclist immediately pinned the blame (so to speak!) on the obvious suspects:

“I really don’t want to point fingers, but some think it could have been a disgruntled runner,” he said. “There is kind of a rivalry in the park between cyclists and runners."

"Kind of  a rivalry" is one word for it. "Centuries-old blood feud primed to explode into an orgy of death and ruin" is another.