Jon Corzine’s Cruel, Cruel Summer

WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 15: Former chairman and CEO of MF Global and former New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine testifies during a hearing before the Oversight and Investigations Subcommittee of the House Financial Services Committee December 15, 2011 on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. The hearing was to examine the collapse of MF Global. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images) Photo: Alex Wong/2011 Getty Images

“He’s certainly not getting the invitations that he would have gotten before,” a"friend" of Corzine's told the Post, regarding the disgraced former head of MF Global's Hamptons social calendar. But maybe that means more time for taking his metal detector to the beach to hunt for missing money?