A Garbage Truck Sideswiped the Most Important Car in New York

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Katie Holmes car being hidden by her security moments before the minor car accident in New York City with her daughter Suri Cruise inside. Katie's car is shown being covered with a yellow tarp as she exited the Chelsea Piers gymnastics center after Suri finished her workout. Moments later the exact car side swiped a dump truck as it was heading back to their home.
A yellow tarp was held up to hide Katie and Suri as they left the Chelsea Piers. Photo: Rocke/Prahl/Splash News

Katie Holmes's car. Because you're probably wondering, there are no indications that the garbage truck was driven by a Scientology "goon." It was, apparently, just a normal truck driver who swerved into Katie Holmes's chauffeured Mercedes by pure happenstance last night near the Chelsea Piers, where Suri had just finished a gymnastics class. Nobody was hurt, although the scary accident reportedly brought Suri to tears, so, death penalty for that guy.