Mystery Woman Could Be Kim Jong-un’s Girlfriend, or Anyone Else

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Kim Jong-un is seen here with a female, which is nuts. Photo: Courtesy of Korea Times

A woman seen at two events over the weekend with North Korean boy king Kim Jong-un may be a new girlfriend or wife, or his little-seen younger sister, according to speculation in South Korea, where photos of the two together were front page news. The Korea Times reports that "others have suggested the woman in question could be a former mistress of Kim Jong-il," which would be kind of weird, if you ask us. It's also possible that the woman is a platonic friend, or a cousin, or a biographer, or an adviser, or a sex robot.