Not even near-riots and locker-room robberies compare to the horror experienced by swimmers at the reopened McCarren Park Pool this afternoon, when the water was cleared for a "diaper accident," DNAinfo reports. The disgusting but unavoidable public pool christening shut down the fun for twenty minutes, at which point the borough's bravest were once again allowed to share (hopefully very chlorinated) liquid with 1,500 of their closest friends.
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