New Yorkers Had a Pretty Good Excuse for Being Late Today

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MetroCard machines around the city crapped out right on cue for Monday's morning commute, leaving riders with no swipes to wait in line and tweet bad words between 9 and 10 a.m. With the week off to a delayed start, the MTA will now resume taking your money in all forms and pissing you off in other, more existential ways.