Mayor Bloomberg Is Staying Out of the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorce

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Asked today about the (now settled) split that's shaking Hollywood and drastically remaking supermarket magazine racks everywhere, Michael Bloomberg opted not to invite any unwanted scrutiny from Scientologists in big SUVs. "I don't think that I'm capable of answering that question," the mayor said diplomatically. "I shouldn't be involved in religion or however you want to phrase it." But we're willing to bet that one peek at his Netflix Instant queue would reveal that a big softie like Mike is reliving the magic of Dawson's Creek along with the rest of us, and is therefore Team Joey Katie all the way.