New Yorkers Do End-Zone Dance on Top of Foiled iPhone Snatcher

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A panting local celebrated victory in his chase with an iPhone thief by immediately taking cell phone video of the aftermath, the crook sitting defeated on the ground and a smiling crowd gathered around. As our adrenaline-high hero recounts the story of an innocent woman having her phone snatched, the bad guy (who's pictured in the Post with a foot on his neck) tries to run, only to be tackled again and admonished: "You ain't going nowhere, motherfucker," says the vigilante. High fives all around! This is the New York City of Batman's dreams.